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[Shoujo Q]

[center]Welcome to the 2nd Quarter Half of 2012 :: Enjoy your New Spamming Thread![/center][center]

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Post random crap only as it pertains to anyone in Hello!Project aka, Mobekimasu and their egglings. If you think it might be worth discussing about make a new Topic instead.



If it's OG (and former H!P)/UFA related news, go here. [Go here!]



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If it's a question from Madara [Go here!]







Some examples of H!P randomness include



Photo shoots from Magazines (Make sure the pictures aren't the size of a house and aren't hot-linked from H!O)

Blog/twitter posts/photos (that aren't breaking news)

Random outfits of wtf from a concert

H!P member doing something obscure but we don't care enough about them to make a topic.

Release news when it's still brand new and fresh!

News that may not have a real source (2ch)

News that has a real source but we don't care enough about. (Theater and Dinner shows?)



Use your best judgment when posting, it's spam. You love spam!



If a topic becomes long enough, a thread will be made.





Major Edit:



Due to the new shout box, all news (with a RELIABLE source) will now be posted there. This spam thread will now function as a catch all for the news that isn't worth making a thread for, and any other dirt.

[Anderei]

Re-posting the Gachi Kira stuff, because it deserves to be listened to.



Eripon - Shortcut and Ookii Hitomi.



Haruka - Osaka Koi no Uta and Bokura no Kagayaki.



Mizuki - Onna Gokoro to Nanto Yara



Ayumi - Naichau Kamo

[aine]

[quote name='Shoujo Q' timestamp='1341187451' post='129008']

[center]Welcome to the 2nd Quarter of 2012[/center]

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Did you mean 2nd half or 3rd quarter? <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... /laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />



Love that gif.

[Shoujo Q]

[quote name='aine' timestamp='1341196074' post='129021']

[quote name='Shoujo Q' timestamp='1341187451' post='129008']

[center]Welcome to the 2nd Quarter of 2012[/center]

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Did you mean 2nd half or 3rd quarter? <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... /laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />



Love that gif.

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I don't even know anymore. Probably 2nd half but it came out quarter. My math is just as bad as my spelling.

[MagnesV]

Your gif angers me because I can't see Eripon!



Also, I realize that every time I see a picture of Captain, I feel like melting into a puddle of goo. There's something so... I don't even know about her.



It's kind of weird, considering that I've yet to name her as one of my favorite Berryz members. There's only so many favorites I can have until it's just the whole group. I choose for Maasa, Momochi, and Risako to be my favorites. But Captain... I want to add her to that list. Is it alright if more than half of the entire group are my favorites? The only reason Yurina, Chinami, and Miyabi aren't candidates is because I have to draw the line somewhere! (And Miyabi scared the shit out of me in Gomennasai, I couldn't sleep properly for two weeks).

[Shoujo Q]

[quote name='MagnesV' timestamp='1341308591' post='129159']

Your gif angers me because I can't see Eripon!



Also, I realize that every time I see a picture of Captain, I feel like melting into a puddle of goo. There's something so... I don't even know about her.



It's kind of weird, considering that I've yet to name her as one of my favorite Berryz members. There's only so many favorites I can have until it's just the whole group. I choose for Maasa, Momochi, and Risako to be my favorites. But Captain... I want to add her to that list. Is it alright if more than half of the entire group are my favorites? The only reason Yurina, Chinami, and Miyabi aren't candidates is because I have to draw the line somewhere! (And Miyabi scared the shit out of me in Gomennasai, I couldn't sleep properly for two weeks).

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Don't blame me, blame Riho's big head.



Here, have this gif as consolation.







Also, it's okay to like everyone. Don't draw a line, draw a big giant circle! I like everyone except Rina from S/mileage. She'll get off my shit list once she does something worthy of attention.



And your lack of Chinami is just wrong. She's amazing, when she isn't napping. Yurina, I can sort of understand I got nothing but middle of the road she doesn't offend me vibes for her.

Lastly, Miya is a sweetheart, you put her on that list right now! What have I told you about first impressions!? Eri would still be on your shit list if I didn't fix that mistake.

[al kusanagi]

[url="http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ustreamusume]Celebrate Eripondence Day! UstreaMusume returns![/url]



Remember when they had that competition on Ustream a while back and Erina won a chance for her own Ustream special? It will be on tomorrow (July 4th) at 10pm Japan time.

[MagnesV]

[quote name='Shoujo Q' timestamp='1341312426' post='129162']

[quote name='MagnesV' timestamp='1341308591' post='129159']

Your gif angers me because I can't see Eripon!



Also, I realize that every time I see a picture of Captain, I feel like melting into a puddle of goo. There's something so... I don't even know about her.



It's kind of weird, considering that I've yet to name her as one of my favorite Berryz members. There's only so many favorites I can have until it's just the whole group. I choose for Maasa, Momochi, and Risako to be my favorites. But Captain... I want to add her to that list. Is it alright if more than half of the entire group are my favorites? The only reason Yurina, Chinami, and Miyabi aren't candidates is because I have to draw the line somewhere! (And Miyabi scared the shit out of me in Gomennasai, I couldn't sleep properly for two weeks).

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Don't blame me, blame Riho's big head.



Here, have this gif as consolation.







Also, it's okay to like everyone. Don't draw a line, draw a big giant circle! I like everyone except Rina from S/mileage. She'll get off my shit list once she does something worthy of attention.



And your lack of Chinami is just wrong. She's amazing, when she isn't napping. Yurina, I can sort of understand I got nothing but middle of the road she doesn't offend me vibes for her.

Lastly, Miya is a sweetheart, you put her on that list right now! What have I told you about first impressions!? Eri would still be on your shit list if I didn't fix that mistake.

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Oh, I like Miyabi, don't get me wrong, I just don't want her to show up at night and take my soul. Otherwise she's great and very talented.



And it would be ironic to not have Chinami be one of my favorites, as she was the first Berryz member I really noticed (Yeah, she stood out for me more than even Momochi at first >_<). I remember watching Hello!Pro and going "Holy Christ, this girl doesn't stop moving!"



And even Yurina is special. I remember the first time I noticed her height >_>. I was like, "Wait... what's going on here? She's not really that tall... is she wearing huge heels?". And I love how her personality completely contrasts her size. She's like a freakin' real life Makoto from Sailor Moon. She is definitely the waifu of Berryz.



>_> Though I must admit, Maasa is my ideal waifu. I just imagine her being the type who doesn't take shit, and can make you do something with a stern look.



[quote name='Al Kusanagi' timestamp='1341329946' post='129175']

[url="http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ustreamusume]Celebrate Eripondence Day! UstreaMusume returns![/url]



Remember when they had that competition on Ustream a while back and Erina won a chance for her own Ustream special? It will be on tomorrow (July 4th) at 10pm Japan time.

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Please tell me that 10pm isn't crack hours of the morning in EST? Either way, I can't miss Eripon.

[Anderei]

It's 9 AM EST.

[MagnesV]

Nooooooo! I missed Eripon's streaaaam! I am a failure as a fan!



There is no seppuku icon, so I'll settle for this: <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... wheely.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wheely:' />

[momoirosaya]

[quote name='MagnesV' timestamp='1341422275' post='129275']

Nooooooo! I missed Eripon's streaaaam! I am a failure as a fan!



There is no seppuku icon, so I'll settle for this: <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... wheely.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wheely:' />

[/quote]

I forgot to turn my alarm on and accidentally slept through it T_T



But never fear! It's on the H!O tracker, I'm actually watching it right now. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... nceman.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':danceman:' />

[roddyreta]

Looks like FNS Summer Matsuri didn't invite any H!P groups this year for their event.



Last year, they invited Dream Morning Musume and S/Mileage.

[Anderei]

Tokyohive translated this:



To celebrate the release of the group’s 50th single “One Two Three / The Matenrou Show“, Recochoku asked their users what their favorite song was by Morning Musume.



The votes were tallied through Recochoku from June 22nd through June 29th, and the song bringing the most votes being the title track of their latest single “Renai Hunter“, which was released on April 11th. “Renai Hunter” was the group’s forty-ninth single overall and the last for seventh generation leader Niigaki Risa before her graduation earlier this year. “ because it’s got this fighting spirit in it [that says] ‘the new Morning Musume has begun’! Since there’s a lot of new members, I want them to try their hardest,” said one female voter in her teens. Another male user commented, “It’s Gaki-san’s graduation single! So I think it’s okay to call this one Gaki-san’s song. I can’t watch Gaki-san’s line at the end without tearing up.”



Coming in second place is the group’s hit single “LOVE Machine“, which was released in September of 1999. “This song brings back memories. When I was in elementary school, I’d sing and dance to it with my friends everyday,” said a user in her twenties. Another older fan recalled the group’s heyday with fondness. “I miss Gomaki singing as the center after she was added in,” he commented. “I also think it’s a song that gives you energy.”



Check out the top five below



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01. Renai Hunter

02. LOVE Machine

03. Resonant Blue

04. Nanchatte Renai

05. KoiING







lol Renai Hunter. Also surprised KoiING made the list.

[Shoujo Q]

Screw Kanon, she's not important.

[tsukinobyouin]

That's fucked up. I wouldn't even do that to Koharu.

[rob]

[quote name='TnB' timestamp='1341673590' post='129571']

That's fucked up. I wouldn't even do that to Koharu.

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poor Kanon, makes me sooo happy you are doing something awesome for her birthday though!!

[momoirosaya]

That's so sad D: If she was sick or something and wasn't there that'd be one thing, but if you look real close you can see her arm next to Eripon's so they cut her out on purpose...

[MagnesV]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzh8g2tf ... =endscreen This is amazing.

[roddyreta]

[quote name='Saya' timestamp='1341677046' post='129577']

That's so sad D: If she was sick or something and wasn't there that'd be one thing, but if you look real close you can see her arm next to Eripon's so they cut her out on purpose...

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A lame decision, but probably just an editing move made by an American-distributed magazine that doesn't know much about the group.



Anyway, here's a similar photo with Zukki included.

[Mukuro]

[quote name='Shoujo Q' timestamp='1341665030' post='129557']

Screw Kanon, she's not important.

[/quote]



Wow. They honestly couldn't have put someone else up front to let her in the shot? That's stupid.

[MagnesV]

I'm trying not to think about what they did to Suzuki. It makes me rage.



But people, you must listen to me. Think of how many of us there are. Slow down, breathe, think about this, truly comprehend your power as an individual.



Now let's all go write angry emails to that magazine and show them what we're made of! We'll force them to apologize to Kanon. We'll drag this out into the street, get the public involved, show them that they can't treat any member of Morning Musume this way! These kinds of mistakes are unacceptable.



So let's do it. Let's spread this message to even non-fans. The message that a magazine cannot exclude an individual simply because she doesn't fit their standard. Show them that they can't call it a mistake! We can make them accountable for what they've done, and show Suzuki that people love her!



We will show our appreciation by fighting back and destroying the machine!



<img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... >/geof.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':geof:' /> <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... >/geof.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':geof:' /> <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... >/geof.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':geof:' /> <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... >/geof.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':geof:' /> <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... >/geof.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':geof:' /> <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... >/geof.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':geof:' />

[al kusanagi]

Oh for fucks sake...



She's obviously in the picture and whoever but those atrocious adds on the page just dropped them right on the edge rather than resizing the picture.



Also, no one but loud obnoxious people even notices she was gone.

[MagnesV]

I just realized Sayumi is missing again. Sayumi is always missing. It makes me sad.



Stupid variety show schedule. Sometimes it makes me think they just want to make it seem like Reina is the leader.

[al kusanagi]

It was goddamned Stacys. You know, the play. The one that Sayumi wasn't in!!! That's why she's not in the picture.

[MagnesV]

[quote name='Al Kusanagi' timestamp='1341682687' post='129599']

It was goddamned Stacys. You know, the play. The one that Sayumi wasn't in!!! That's why she's not in the picture.

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Oh yeah >_>. Funny, I even realized it was a Stacys picture and didn't put that together.



By the way, is that play based on the awesome zombie schoolgirl movie?

[showraniy]

Serious side-eying going your way, Magnes. Starting to lean a little toward Ap on this one...



In all seriousness on the Kanon picture though, that feels intentional and I can't help but associate it with her weight. If that's the case, I'm legitimately beyond pissed and willing to cut a bitch.

[roddyreta]

[quote name='Al Kusanagi' timestamp='1341682228' post='129597']

Oh for fucks sake...



She's obviously in the picture and whoever but those atrocious adds on the page just dropped them right on the edge rather than resizing the picture.



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Yeah, exactly.



Still, they could have edited out Masaki instead, since she was on the opposite end of the photo.



Anyway, the same magazine has a photo of Zukki deeper inside.

[cadmonkey]

I wouldn't be too concerned about a free weekly magazine-like object that they give out in front of Asian markets in the US.

[Pucchi-Mo]

You guys are all missing the obvious. She's being honored in a completely unique way, they aren't ignoring her at all.



Look at the red ad to the left of Riho.



"Autoline Insurance"



Auto as in, automobile. What is Kanon's family name?

Spoiler: [+]

[MagnesV]

[quote name='cadmonkey' timestamp='1341686254' post='129604']

I wouldn't be too concerned about a free weekly magazine-like object that they give out in front of Asian markets in the US.

[/quote]



Wait a minute... I can get a free object with a picture of Morning Musume on it? Idol goods! I have to go to an Asian market when it cools down...



[quote name='Pucchi mo' timestamp='1341689827' post='129606']

You guys are all missing the obvious. She's being honored in a completely unique way, they aren't ignoring her at all.



Look at the red ad to the left of Riho.



"Autoline Insurance"



Auto as in, automobile. What is Kanon's family name?

Spoiler: [+]

[/quote]



You are terrible and you should feel terrible.



No one answered my question about Stacys! I want to know if it's an adaptation of the movie.