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But I don't care. I'm posting this anyway.



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Picture is from some stupid Cirque du Soleil shit, but either that camera is playing tricks or Maimi pulled an Utada here.



Not sure if I like it, though. She looks like a prettier, slightly less bland Utada Hikaru. :/ Also very fucking tall. Why did UFA send her with those 3. Assholes.



Also Mano lookin cute, Takahashi lookin hot, and Eyebrows McFuckFace lookin like she just fell out of her damn UFO and into Chernobyl. God damn.
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[quote name='Special Needs Tricycle' post='71146' date='Nov 4 2009, 09:39 AM']She looks like a prettier, slightly less bland Utada Hikaru.[/quote]



She has a really pretty face and delicate features, so she might look better with short hair after all. I wonder if there is a close up somewhere on H!O's pic board.



Utada Hikaru is so unattractive imo.
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Wonderful first post. haha



I've never been into Maimi/Anybody of those kids, but it's really hard to figure out how she looks with short hair from that small picture.
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what the fuck is wrong with captain and why is she so awkward



there is no idol magic in the world they can work on that homely motherfucker
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She's a lead in a that one movie right? Is that what it might be for? Kinda like How Ai dyed her's black for that stupid-should'nt-have-been-called-a-drama drama.
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I'm sorry, but Saki's absolutely gorgeous. And so are Ai-chan and Maimi. But who's the funny-looking one on the right?
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[quote name='Madara' post='71161' date='Nov 4 2009, 01:46 PM']I'm sorry, but Saki's absolutely gorgeous. And so are Ai-chan and Maimi. But who's the funny-looking one on the right?[/quote]



Some Hello Kitty chick that plays the piano. Name isn't important.
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also, here is trike on aim regarding the original post:



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[quote name='Madara' post='71161' date='Nov 4 2009, 02:46 PM']I'm sorry, but Saki's absolutely gorgeous. And so are Ai-chan and Maimi. But who's the funny-looking one on the right?[/quote]



you should be more sorry about your bad taste
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From H!O's twitter. "and yeah, Yajima Maimi cut her hair short. SHOCK!"



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[quote name='Joel' post='71162' date='Nov 5 2009, 04:47 AM'][quote name='Madara' post='71161' date='Nov 4 2009, 01:46 PM']I'm sorry, but Saki's absolutely gorgeous. And so are Ai-chan and Maimi. But who's the funny-looking one on the right?[/quote]



Some Hello Kitty chick that plays the piano. Name isn't important.

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Hello Kitty! Of course. I thought she looked familiar. But she looks almost human on her day off, doesn't she?
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[quote name='Madara' post='71167' date='Nov 4 2009, 02:04 PM'][quote name='Joel' post='71162' date='Nov 5 2009, 04:47 AM'][quote name='Madara' post='71161' date='Nov 4 2009, 01:46 PM']I'm sorry, but Saki's absolutely gorgeous. And so are Ai-chan and Maimi. But who's the funny-looking one on the right?[/quote]



Some Hello Kitty chick that plays the piano. Name isn't important.

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Hello Kitty! Of course. I thought she looked familiar. But she looks almost human on her day off, doesn't she?

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I know! Esp. when she's not followed around by those 4 girls who should be given better songs because half of those girls have awesome singing voices...
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ARRRGGGHHH



I love short hair (my haircut is short) but the Japanese do not know what the hell to do with short hair. It's always this bland flat bob that doesn't highlight any facial features and everybody gets the same. Look at eyebrows, it's the same cut tucked behind her ears. :| I know Japanese hair is straight and flat, but fuck at least teach them how to do a blowout! At least attempt to add some volume! It always ages them and they look like freaking Grandmas.



It makes her face look rounder. She needed to have either 1. Gone a little longer so it rests below her chin or 2. Gone a little shorter so it is above her chin. A pixie cut wouldn't have been so bad (in fact I think it'd look good on her, but heaven forbid an idol get a pixie cut), or even LAYERS. Oh layers and some texture would've been good.



Utada's hair around the "Risk~Wait and see" days was awesome. I've gotten myself the same cut, I liked it so much. It's very flattering and cute. Maimi's haircut is not that good haircut, sadly.



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See? Perfect length, interesting texture at the ends, actually styled instead of hanging flat.



BUT shorter is not always better....let's look at the "Prisoner of Love" single...

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She still has a technically good haircut. However, I don't think it's flattering on her at all. She has a round face and those straight cut bangs just make her face look wider. It's too short for her.



Oh look it's Eri

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WITH THE SAME HAIRCUT. It's styled though, so she wins a couple of points. MAKI, AYAYA, NACCHI, YAGUCHI, ERIKA, TAKAHASHI, YOSHIZAWA and probably more that I'm forgetting have had the same haircut. It's like the "I'm going short" cut of idoldom. It looks horrible on them! (except Erika, Nacchi, and Yaguchi. Nacchi always looked cute)



In short, Maimi needs to get a new hairdresser. Preferably one that doesn't do the haircuts for the other idols.



edit - how thehell did I forget Yoshizawa
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You take you poison words back. Eri's short hair was the cutest shit ever. Not the poofy mom-bob she had in Chokkan, but this:



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Even with the mom hair, though. It suited her:



http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6811/fkam...saimca07259.jpg



I whined a lot when Eri had short hair, but fuck, it's perfect for her.



Maimi kinda looks like that chick from Pink Lady too.
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Well, thank God for hair extensions.
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I'm an absolute sucker for short hair and was super happy when Aika chopped hers off. Maimi looks gorgeous with the short hair. It would look nice with some styling, but I don't see anything wrong with it here.



And just for the record, Utada can actually pull off the whole gorgeous thing--she just does it better/easier with longer hair.



I don't know, Maimi just blends into obscurity with her longer hair in the very few things I've seen her in. The simple cut probably suits her more than it would for someone with a bit more personality like, oh, say... Reina... if she ever decided to go short.
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[quote name='Petit Melon' post='71169' date='Nov 4 2009, 12:08 PM']ARRRGGGHHH[/quote]



<img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... /laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':danceman:' /> On the one hand, I can just say "the Japanese" tend to have different aesthetics that might not make sense to others. Like, I don't think "volume" is much of an aesthetic issue if a larger criteria for beauty is having a "small face." And I still do not understand why that grandma bun (like a big round poof right on the top of your head) was trendy.



BUT I'm with you on the boring boringness of cookie cutter haircuts. It is sooo obvious that everyone follows the same trends even when they aren't flattering on them (see: Rika with blunt bangs). Aside from group costumey-hair styles that are meant to look similar, there is no reason why every single girl needs to have, say, dyed brown hair, long and curled, with blunt bangs parted 3/4 to the side. Shouldn't idols be more fashionable?



edit: I went on a quick googling bit to find any short-hair pictures (failed) and just came away thinking....Maimi is the prettiest pretty-pretty girl in all of pretty land. It is too bad she's so awkward in C-ute. Her looks are kind of wasted in this idol thing.
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I'm so confused. Those cookie-cutter haircuts are 8000 times more attractive than that ugly Utada "perfect length, interesting texture" hair.



That Eri hair was perfect. At least compared to that long red ugliness she had recently.
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Oh man, I thought Maimi was v-u-den's Erika for the longest time. I was like "What's she doing here? She's not knocked up yet? Huh."
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Not yet.
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[quote name='Fina' post='71171' date='Nov 4 2009, 03:33 PM']Well, thank God for hair extensions.[/quote]



Have you seen H!P hair extensions? They don't even hide the fact that they ARE hair extensions. xD



I think she looks cute.
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[quote name='mEri' post='71174' date='Nov 4 2009, 03:59 PM']Maimi is the prettiest pretty-pretty girl in all of pretty land. It is too bad she's so awkward in C-ute. Her looks are kind of wasted in this idol thing.[/quote]



Don't jinx the girl. We already have Erika and Koharu going to model land.
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I'd hit it.
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Poor Captain Saki. She would be better served without the Shaggy D.A. bangs.
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Am I the only one who thinks Saki is cute? She's not "pretty" but she is so cute to me. Maybe I am biased because Saki always seems so sweet and earnest in interviews.



Maimi reminds me of Misaki Ito, which is why I think she'd look really nice in short hair. Besides, she is already too classically pretty for her idol unit so maybe something more "fun" looking will make her seem less...awkward.



EmEl: The difference is...sometimes we want to see interesting and cool hairstyles on other girls, especially when said girls are media stars that are expected to be pretty and fashionable in a way that stands out. Utada Hikaru probably paid a professional stylist $$$ for that perfectly choppy and cool look. Anyone can grow their hair long and curl it.



Given that they cater to children and nerdy guys, idol "pretty" is meant to be non-threatening so they tend to end up looking "standard pretty" in a banal way. It isn't BAD but it gets boring to look at after a while. Like, I'll collect pictures of Mika Nakashima or Amuro (even Ayu) or Goto Maki because they manage to look pretty/hot in these cool different ways with each new phase of their career. Mano Eri or most of H!P? Not so much.
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I'm all for interesting, but just because something stands out and is "different" doesn't mean it actually looks good. Some different things look good and some don't. I personally think that that particular haircut makes Utada's face look incredibly unattractive, and it's mainly the hair that does it. Because it was expensive and made by a stylist, I should think it's cool? I wasn't saying that all "interesting" haircuts are bad, just that I don't like that one and didn't understand the appeal.



Oh, and edit: I agree with you about Saki for the most part, mEri. I've seen some pretty damn ugly pictures of her, but I mostly think of her as cute for some strange reason.
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[quote name='mEri' post='71174' date='Nov 4 2009, 03:59 PM'][quote name='Petit Melon' post='71169' date='Nov 4 2009, 12:08 PM']ARRRGGGHHH[/quote]

Like, I don't think "volume" is much of an aesthetic issue if a larger criteria for beauty is having a "small face."

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But...volume makes your face look smaller, while no volume makes it look bigger. With short haircuts anyway.





In the end though it doesn't matter what we think of Maimi's hair right now, because Fina has the right idea - extensions. All of these girls that suddenly get the short haircut seem to magically have long hair again five minutes later. All I ask is that Maimi continue to be gorgeous and continue to make photobooks showcasing her gorgeousness. Maybe we'll get an adorable one with the short hair akin to Eri's that Trike put up pictures of. I believe in you Maimi! You can shine through bad hair!
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[quote name='EmEl' post='71197' date='Nov 4 2009, 07:19 PM']I'm all for interesting, but just because something stands out and is "different" doesn't mean it actually looks good. Some different things look good and some don't. I personally think that that particular haircut makes Utada's face look incredibly unattractive, and it's mainly the hair that does it. Because it was expensive and made by a stylist, I should think it's cool? I wasn't saying that all "interesting" haircuts are bad, just that I don't like that one and didn't understand the appeal.[/quote]

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[quote name='EmEl' post='71197' date='Nov 4 2009, 07:19 PM']about Saki... I mostly think of her as cute for some strange reason.[/quote]



Saki collect 500 yen pieces to buy her mom presents! I don't care how bad her eyebrows are. That makes her cu-u-u-te to me. Plus she's all stubby and small like a toy!



Also, despite Trike's reservations, this has become such a hot thread. Who knew we had such things to say about hair...
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There are speculations that Maimi didn't cut her hair but just had it tied in the back. The idol world will never be the same regardless.



[quote name='mEri' post='71194' date='Nov 4 2009, 10:05 PM']Am I the only one who thinks Saki is cute? She's not "pretty" but she is so cute to me. Maybe I am biased because Saki always seems so sweet and earnest in interviews.[/quote]



She is cute but in the same pathetic way Asami Konno was cute. Her flaws and lackluster presence makes you want to root for the underdog. Combined with her eagerness and seemingly sweet-natured personality, it's hard not to be sympathetic.
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I think if they actually do something to her short hair that doesn't make it look exactly like Saki's hair cut, then it'll be fine. Right now it's looking like plain shit though.



PS - Am I crazy or does it look like Erina got a haircut too?
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