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So the Sayumi thread doesn't explode with me going I HATE SAYUMI!!!11one, I created this thread. And for the fact that people suggested we'd bump the old (and not available) thread. This post is ALL in fun, you can insult the members in a way that doesn't involve in calling them twats. Ha! Just kidding. You can call them that.



Just don't take insults personally, after all, YOU aren't in Morning Musume. .....Or are you?



So, I hate Ai and Sayumi. And Aika.



Why?



Sayumi has been in MM for what, 7 years? You'd think her singing and looks would improve, but instead they really just got worse. Maybe Tsunku finally realized she's never going to be vocally up to par in singles, so she just gets grunts and Oohs. That song on the 9th album is only good because of the background singers (even if it IS Takahashi...). And she doesn't even look as good as she brags herself to be. In fact, I think she's far below Risa and barely above Aika. UGH. Please graduate into obscurity already!



Ai? Well, she sings well and I WILL give her that. However, that's as much as I'll like from her. If she recorded in a studio and then they put the song next to a cardboard cutout of her, I wouldn't be able to handle the difference. She has no oomph to her, no sparkle. Even when she tries to act sexy...it just falls flat. Even a 15 year old Koharu has more sex-appeal (and that's gross. And sad.) than Ai. And she always does that HAND thing, like Madonna in Vogue, STOPPPPPPP DOING IT. SERIOUSLY!



I'm also sick of her taking up EVERY FREAKING single! They all sound the same. Ai, Eri, some Risa. Then the others. Kimagure starts with Ai! ALL OF THEM DO. Whyyyyy. (Ok I don't remember ALL the singles, but a lot of their new ones have her as the starter).



And Aika is just a bad singer and is still a little troll, even with the H!P makeover. She's starting to pop up in subgroups and that makes me SAD. Go away from the rest of my H!P.





EDIT: I forgot my most unfavorite H!P Members outside of MM



Mano, Momoko, and Airi. Throw a Miyabi in there and you have a group of girls who make me want to scratch out my eyes and plug my ears.



Mano is BORING. It seems that she's trying to be the "all in one" idol. She plays piano! She sings! She dances! WOW! And somewhere in between doing all those things, she manages to lack a personality. Her songs have no pep and they all sound the same. Plus, she isn't that good looking. If she was hot (hi, Kaori <3) I could stand her boring songs.



Momoko: Freaking chipmunk, STOP SINGING. And I don't see how people can think she's good looking, she looks like a prepubescent boy. How is that hot? Unless you like Shota or whatever it's called. Gross.



Airi: Was a good singer, not so cute kid. Now she's a mildly attractive girl who can't sing. What went wrong? Whatever it is, it makes watching her just so hard. Tsunku seems to have a hard on for her though so she takes over EVERY FREAKING C-UTE SONG. I liked you in Aa!, Airi. What a shame. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... dammit.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':dammit:' />



Miyabi: Annoyed me the second she was discovered. She's so HARDCORE with dyed hair! Now she's hardcore in Buono! Oh, and she's the lead of Berryz's (along with Chipmunk) songs. Great. Go away. I miss H!P when it wasn't all about her.





I miss Koharu, at least she was spazzy and fun. She couldn't sing worth a damn though.

And I'm not sober.

Sorry.

And holy crap I made a thread crazy times. I need to stop typing now.
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Koharu will be back in MM soon enough. They'll realize they forgot to bring a can opener and will need to put those jacked teeth to work.
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[quote name='Al Kusanagi' post='75183' date='Feb 5 2010, 01:06 PM']Koharu will be back in MM soon enough. They'll realize they forgot to bring a can opener and will need to put those jacked teeth to work.[/quote]





Well it's like I thought with Tsuji, her snaggletooth was probably useful for opening cans of condensed milk.
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Yeah, Sayumi really is a worthless piece of crap, but everyone else is pretty tolerable, even though I don't like Aika or Momoko from Berryz either. This thread gets a thumbs up for reviving a relevant topic <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... umbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':danceman:' />
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[quote name='Cyrene' post='75182' date='Feb 5 2010, 10:00 PM']Sayumi has been in MM for what, 7 years? You'd think her singing and looks would improve, but instead they really just got worse. Maybe Tsunku finally realized she's never going to be vocally up to par in singles, so she just gets grunts and Oohs. That song on the 9th album is only good because of the background singers (even if it IS Takahashi...). And she doesn't even look as good as she brags herself to be. In fact, I think she's far below Risa and barely above Aika. UGH. Please graduate into obscurity already!



Ai? Well, she sings well and I WILL give her that. However, that's as much as I'll like from her. If she recorded in a studio and then they put the song next to a cardboard cutout of her, I wouldn't be able to handle the difference. She has no oomph to her, no sparkle. Even when she tries to act sexy...it just falls flat. Even a 15 year old Koharu has more sex-appeal (and that's gross. And sad.) than Ai. And she always does that HAND thing, like Madonna in Vogue, STOPPPPPPP DOING IT. SERIOUSLY!



I'm also sick of her taking up EVERY FREAKING single! They all sound the same. Ai, Eri, some Risa. Then the others. Kimagure starts with Ai! ALL OF THEM DO. Whyyyyy. (Ok I don't remember ALL the singles, but a lot of their new ones have her as the starter).



And Aika is just a bad singer and is still a little troll, even with the H!P makeover. She's starting to pop up in subgroups and that makes me SAD. Go away from the rest of my H!P.[/quote]



Damn, I totally agree. Ai and Sayumi, for the same reasons.

Takahashi's singing is flawless to the point of being flat and boring. There are many genki members in Momusu (Eri, Risa, Aika, LinLin...) but the whole group has to look serious, 'mature' and sexy to match the leader. Result is boredom, as in latest singles and PV. And she always gets more lines than anyone else. Umphh!! :glare:



About Sayu, well... for once, she could try to sing with mouth, instead of nose...
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ITT: faggots that don't know the difference between singers and idols.
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In MM there's basically only one person I REALLY hate, it's kusumi. Her stupid fake grin is annoying the shit out of me. Her camwhore acting and UGUUGUing is absolutely unacceptable. Also, she’s as conceited as if she’s the Holy Grail of all idol business. She ruins every single song she’s in. I pray to Tom Cruise that some day they redo Nanchatte Renai without her random sounds she calls voice.



Second place on the hateorade charts gets Aika. And holy shit did IT try hard to get the number one spot ! Just look at her face, her mouth always reminds me of the jaws movie. I hold her responsible for not stepping down and letting Kikkawa Yuu (clearly superior in every way) take the cake during the audition. THANKS FOR SHITTING YOURSELF INTO MM AND MAKING IT MORE BORING.



I used to really strongly dislike sayumi. I still don't like her. Neither her looks nor her voice turn me on. Because obviously she can't sing and doesn't have a voice fitting for singing. However, she had a few good appearances in 2008 on TV, that made her go up from sterilize her tier to brown bag it if it’s not funny tier.



Ai is a horribly boring person, but she can sing and doesn't have a ugly cuntface, so she's ok in my book, because you need somebody in a girl group that can sing pretty good.



As for the others of the current line-up, I’m ok with them. Sure, Risa and her USOUSOUSOUSO gets on your nerves from time to time, but they don’t have many TV appearances anymore anyway, so not many chances to make me despise her.



I don’t really give a shit about the kids, they all seem at least mediocre or some of them nice/cute (Kumai Yurina is probably my favourite). Well, except for horseface Miyabi of course.



Also, Tsuji looks absolutely disgusting nowadays. I even put the pictures that others use as avatar on H!O etc. into my ad hunter plug-in so I won’t have to see her and start puking.





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Wow, this felt so good.
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Takahashi: Older than eternity. Know why she always squats? Her granny legs can't stand that long! BAHAHA



Niigaki: Who?



Reina: :winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwin

kwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink: WAO



Eri: GET BACK KASHIYUKA. GIT!



Sayumi: horseface



RunRun: That's exactly what she should do! I don't want no damn Koreans in MAH MUSUMO



ShinShin: more like shitshit right?



Aika: PERFECTION IN A BOTTLE IN A BOX IN HER CHEST CAVITY aka #1 leading cause of adult diabetes worldwide
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[quote name='Al Kusanagi' post='75191' date='Feb 5 2010, 02:22 PM']ITT: faggots that don't know the difference between singers and idols.[/quote]



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Sayumi isn't a good idol, you have to be PRETTY to be an idol <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... iggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':dammit:' />.
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The entire line up fucking sucks.



I warmed up to Mano though. She's pretty.
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Sayumi, love ya but the "I'm cute" stick you created when you first joined died with the sinking of the H.P Titanic. Give it up and find something new hunny. And someone send her some Proactiv, seriously. D:



Risa, the only reason I'm happy about the lack of MM exposure on television now is the fact that I don't have to hear USO 500 times and watch as you over react to a dust bunny floating across the room. USO! <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... >/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':danceman:' /> And that sex change isn't working for you.



Takahashi, you complemented me on my artwork so I got nothing bad to say about your personally. But I never really liked you that much, I'd rather go eat some Crispbread. No offense. <3



JunJun, if you turn into the next Koharu I'll kill a panda, and you know how much I love pandas. So DON'T DO IT!



LinLin.... I haven't figured out why you're always at the bottom of my list. There isn't anything I hate about you but I just can't stand your voice. You're actually a dimwit if I think about it. But no offense you've been programed by the Chinese to function that way so I understand. Really I do!



Reina... it isn't all about me me me sometimes. Cam Whore! D:< I blame UFA for boosting your ego. Shame on them!



Aika... bangs are your friend, get some your forehead kills kittens!



Eri... Uhm yeah I got nothing.... her hair could be a little darker. I hate that orange hair on her, it's icky.



In fact, I hate orange hair on any girl. I like black or browns. No blond though, unless your name is Mari.

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Airi, same thing I said about Reina. CAM WHORE!!!! You aren't that pretty either, do something about those teeth and eat a loaf of bread or something.



Chisato, grow a backbone and kick some UFA butt. You're disappearing into a pit of back up girls that end up working in the UFA office and doing nothing with there lives. I had so much hope for you when you first joined. Show some initiative girl!



Mai, you can't sing, you aren't cute and this whole baby of the group thing wore off when Tsunku invented the Egg and found your alien sister spawn Karen. I hate aliens, and least you finally grew, I'll give you that much.



Maimi, I still can't understand why people find you so pretty, do you do some magical mind trick or something? You also sound like a fog horn when you try. Stop trying.



Saki, you sound a lot like Mai at times and you have big lips. I got nothing else. D:



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Momoko, unlike Sayumi, you're voice as actually gotten better, not by much but at least you can hit a note or two. I'd try growing my hair out if I were you, it might help. And uhm... I'm sorry about the height thing. We all can't be like Yurina.



Speaking of which, stop drinking that milk Yurina. Holy crap! D: They can't even figure out what to do with you anymore. Look up sore thumb in the dictionary and your face is there as an example!



Miyabi, you're my birthday twin and frankly I think you're the only one in Berryz with a decent voice so I can't kick you too much but if any of those photos I saw floating on the internet are true. Stop it. I don't think I could bare Berryz without you in it. I wasn't kidding when I said I think you're the only one.



Saki, you can't sing, you're as bad as Momoko with the looks department and you NEED to grow that hair out again. You're like a Risa 2.0 but without the hyperactive attention of a hummingbird.



Chinami, you're a Rika 2.0 but without the grace of a Rika. And I never liked Rika till she left Morning Musume.



Maasa. I almost forgot about you. And that's a problem.



Mano... How the HELL did you get to become a soloist? It boggles the mind why UFA thought it'd be a good idea.









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[quote name='Cyrene' post='75196' date='Feb 5 2010, 11:58 PM']Sayumi isn't a good idol, you have to be PRETTY to be an idol <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... iggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':danceman:' />.[/quote]



She is pretty and she might not be a good singer, but I'm glad she that's the only fault she has. It could be worse, she could be everybody from Berryz Koubou or even more worse Airl.
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[quote name='PQ' post='75209' date='Feb 6 2010, 04:34 AM']Eri... Uhm yeah I got nothing.... her hair could be a little darker. I hate that orange hair on her, it's icky.[/quote]



NO FLAMING AND HATRED FOR EVERY SINGLE MEMBER ? ON MY BBS !?! <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... dammit.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':danceman:' />
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[quote name='Ap2000' post='75215' date='Feb 5 2010, 10:31 PM'][quote name='PQ' post='75209' date='Feb 6 2010, 04:34 AM']Eri... Uhm yeah I got nothing.... her hair could be a little darker. I hate that orange hair on her, it's icky.[/quote]



NO FLAMING AND HATRED FOR EVERY SINGLE MEMBER ? ON MY BBS !?! <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... dammit.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':dammit:' />

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This, seriously. That's disappointing, especially when Eri is probably the lamest person in the group besides Sayumi <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... #>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' /> Eri is a bad live singer and has been the most boring member besides Takahashi since she joined the group. She's not even really attractive, yet everyone says she's the best thing since sliced bread. She doesn't really outwardly give anyone a reason to hate her, and for the same reason, she doesn't really give anyone a legitimate reason to like her either, she just sits there all the time and whines.



There, the circle is complete.
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You all so harsh. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... #>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':dammit:' />



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Koharu: I like her in Kirari but hate her in MM

no need to say more, I hate what you guys hate about her times ten. I see people saying that she's fun, she has the personality and stuff, but er, NO, she's still boring. SHE DEFINIETLY IS NOT A MIRACLE, she's NOTHING close to Gocchi's level. I rather say the crazy winker as a Miracle than Koharu is.



Aika: Her face, boring personality, forcing herself wayy too hard to stand out, total fail. Ambitious is a good thing but I am just not buying hers.



LinLin: I like her but the reason that she's on the list is because she does have a really good vocal, she got skills and stuff but I just don't like her voice. Her voice sounds a little weird to me.



Nacchi: Fake, fake, fake, fake and fakeeeeeee



KonKon: did anyone notice she was in or graduated from morning musume



Miki: I used to hate Miki when she was in morning musume, you can tell she didn't enjoy being in mm. But I understand why...

I start liking her after she got married.



Momoko, Maimi: no reason for hating them, I just do



Mano erina: cute but BORING personality, boring songs, boring single covers, boring cute smile
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[quote name='The☆AEUGNewtype' post='75216' date='Feb 5 2010, 11:38 PM'][quote name='Ap2000' post='75215' date='Feb 5 2010, 10:31 PM'][quote name='PQ' post='75209' date='Feb 6 2010, 04:34 AM']Eri... Uhm yeah I got nothing.... her hair could be a little darker. I hate that orange hair on her, it's icky.[/quote]



NO FLAMING AND HATRED FOR EVERY SINGLE MEMBER ? ON MY BBS !?! <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... dammit.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':dammit:' />

[/quote]

This, seriously. That's disappointing, especially when Eri is probably the lamest person in the group besides Sayumi <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... #>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' /> Eri is a bad live singer and has been the most boring member besides Takahashi since she joined the group. She's not even really attractive, yet everyone says she's the best thing since sliced bread. She doesn't really outwardly give anyone a reason to hate her, and for the same reason, she doesn't really give anyone a legitimate reason to like her either, she just sits there all the time and whines.



There, the circle is complete.

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Thank you, I really couldn't think of anything to say about her. xD I really suck at bashing members, I'm far too nice for my own good. :<
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I hope Konno, and her disgusting flabby fish face, gets knocked up and disappears forever.
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My least favorite member through and through has always been Sayumi. It's only gotten worse over the years especially with her douche baggery on London Hearts (and various other gigs where she runs her mouth) I honestly can't tell how much of it is her and how much of it "is her character".
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[quote name='PQ' post='75209' date='Feb 5 2010, 09:34 PM']I'd rather go eat some Crispbread.[/quote]

This seriously has be the new BBS way to talk about girls we like or don't like. We must reference crispbread. Put it in the rules.
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[quote name='Usako' post='75241' date='Feb 6 2010, 12:21 PM']My least favorite member through and through has always been Sayumi. It's only gotten worse over the years especially with her douche baggery on London Hearts (and various other gigs where she runs her mouth) I honestly can't tell how much of it is her and how much of it "is her character".[/quote]





This. I don't care about her voice so much, because she rarely gets to sing anyway. I generally am really turned off by the "I am so awesome" character that some idols take on (Kimura Takuya I'm looking at you), especially if it's never moderated by some general showing of humility. What I really hate Sayumi for is actually making me want to side with misono over her. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... >/sick.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':dammit:' /> <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... >/sick.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' /> <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... >/sick.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':sick:' /> I do think that it's mostly her character rather than her true personality, just because she goes out of her way to do it (as opposed to just looking generally disdainful of the world she believes to be beneath her Kimura Takuya), but I think that's just as obnoxious, just in a different way.





Moving on, Koharu. You were such a disappointment. You started out generally being annoying and a crap singer, but after you got that Kirarin gig there was hope for you! Koi Kana and Balalaika were awesome songs, and made your voice more tolerable! You got a little more tolerable in MM singles too. After Balalaika though, your solo songs got progressively more painful to listen to, and you brought your obnoxious anime voice into your MM solos. Milky Way was a brief period of respite, but you can't take full credit for the awesomeness of that group. There was so much hype about you when you joined, but by the time you left it was like saying goodbye to Konno and Makoto again. "Oh hey she was there? Oh right. Well okay bye!"



Tsuji. I always liked the TsujiKago antics and looooved W, and in that brief period between the demise of W and you getting knocked up, I thought you sounded pretty good on some songs you did on UtaDoki. Now, I can't stand you. You exaggerate your voice to be even more nasal and high pitched than ever before (which is especially annoying seeing that you're not...12 anymore), your apartment looks like it was decorated by a 3 year old, you have nearly ruined Hime-gyaru for me, and the fact that your entire fame at this point is based on the fact that you got knocked up and yet still act like a 12 year old is just sad. Also fyi, wearing an enormous black bow on your head to a funeral is not cute.



Miki. Most of the time, people complain that they hear too much Takahashi and Reina in MM. I really don't mind as long as those two girls sound good and the other girls get a line here or there every once in a while. But Miki's domination did bother me, because she always sang in that back of the throat voice that irked me. Whatever talent she had as a soloist seemed less than awesome in MM, I'm not sure why. Her personality irked me too, and I was not sad to see her go.



Reina. She was so good when she joined, but in recent years she's tried to cute-ify her voice too much and it can get squeeky. Plus the wink thing, oh god. She's started to get better again recently though, so I may have to tone down my hate.





Uhh that's all I got. I really don't have that much hate to go around these days, especially not for current members. Like even with Sayumi, I don't have to experience most of her annoyingness as long as I don't watch her solo appearances on variety shows.
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I understand idol and singer are different, but I'm going to bitch about vocals here a bit because. Well, they do so few tv appearances now, I only really have the songs to judge them by. There's only three girls who really grate on my nerves though.



Ai - I understand she's a FANTASTIC idol singer, but since I consider her kind of mediocre outside that, I get sick of having to hear her voice SO. MUCH. And seeing her praised SO MUCH because when I see someone on youtube go "Ai-chan is the best singer I've ever heard!" I want to teach them some sort of lesson XD On the other hand, I would honestly rather hear a suckier singer than hear SO FUCKING MUCH Ai. She is like... a robot, like they flip a switch and she just sort of gliiides into doing whatever image they want her to convey for that song. This makes her boring as an idol, because she really just has. Nothing special about her that is really hers.



Risa - UGHUGHUGH. Sayu can't sing worth a shit and neither can Aika, but I find Risa's vocals to be of comparable annoying-ness to Koharu's anime voice. Not on the CD, no, she sounds fine in the studio, but live? She sounds like some sort of angry dinosaur on ever. single. line. No matter the song, her singing just turns into needless caterwauling. They must doctor the SHIT out of her studio recordings. I also kind of resent her for butchering ayaka's Mikazuki, not gonna lie. Stick to idol songs, because you BASICALLY CAN'T EVEN SING THOSE. On top of that, she gives off the most OBNOXIOUS vibe of fakeness. I've never heard a faker, more practiced sounding laugh. Her laugh makes me want to punch babies.



Reina - Her voice is only slightly less irritating to me than Risa's. She has become squeakier than most H!P kids and seems like an incredibly lazy performer, even lazier than Miki, who at least could hold a tune. She also seems very disliked by the other members, and I can only assume that's because she's a huge bitch, which isn't exactly surprising. You can say Eri is boring, but you can't say Reina ISN'T - the only 6th gen who really seems to try and push for the spotlight is Sayu, who has apparently become quite integral to London Hearts, from what some have told me. When Eri and Reina switched places for Kimagure Princess, the vocals there sounded better than they had in forever, imo.
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I'll join the hate-fest too! <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... ohyeah.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':party:' /> Hate is always nice.



TAKAHASHI. I wanted to rehash this since Ang was the first person (I think) to say what I've always thought about her vocals way back in the Kimagure thread. She sounds nice for an idol singer, and I don't mean that in a negative, idols-are-less-than-singers way. I mean that Takahashi's strange, warbly vibrato helps her voice stand out a LOT in the short lines of idol-group songs with a pretty constant, one-octave arrangement. Having said that, though, a stand-out voice is all she's got. She's the best performer in the group (pretty consistent singing from live to CD, good stamina with dancing, singing, and keeping away from the I'm-so-fucking-tired energy lots of hard performers have live), and she's able to utilize her voice the best, but sorry to say she's not the best singer MM has had even if she's the best in the current line-up (so far).



Risa. She's gorgeous--I can't say that enough because her beauty always surprises me--but good lard if she doesn't have the most constipated smile I've ever seen. It doesn't help that she reinforces this constipated look with a constipated voice that sounds like a rat died on her tongue and then got lodged somewhere between her throat and nose. Funny enough though, she sounds lovely on CD. It's just the live that sounds constipated. This logic has confused me since the beginning of time. Or of Risa's stay in MM.



Sayumi. Love her forward attitude, but I just have a weakness for forward women in general, so that's excusable. But the cute act has got to go. I don't know if I technically WANT it to go since that'd kill off a good portion of the personality in current MM, but like hell is annoys me terribly. And like others have said, I'm torn because I don't know how much of it is her and how much is her "idol character". It bothers me either way that she's content with her immense suckage as long as it's kawaii desu ne~ (see Alo-Hello 3).
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How about we add a poll to the first post about who we hate the most ? (With multiple-choice, because apparently that's totally in nowadays according to PQ =P)

Though that might take this hate party into a wrong direction maybe.
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[quote name='Ap2000' post='75354' date='Feb 7 2010, 02:53 PM']How about we add a poll to the first post about who we hate the most ? (With multiple-choice, because apparently that's totally in nowadays according to PQ =P)

Though that might take this hate party into a wrong direction maybe.[/quote]



I have a feeling if you added a poll to both threads (this one and the "I like your favorite member") some members might win both. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... /laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':party:' />
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I do not dislike any of the current MM lineup now that Koharu is gone. You know what's funny? I actually kind of liked her at the start (apart from the fact that her audition was HORRENDOUS, and she was by no means a 'miracle girl') but she didn't improve, she just went downhill, yes she can dance and pretend to sing, but her voice, Urgh. I'd rather listen to a bunch of cats yowling over a piece of fish.



I am definitely sick of Reina and Ai getting all the exposure in singles, but I think Ai is sexy. Reina still looks eleven and since she is turning 21 this year I do not know when that will change. That's not her fault though. Sayumi I actually really like, I think her voice has improved, personally. I was shocked when I heard that Otomegumi song with her in the start, but I think she sounds marginally better now.



The 8th gen is essentially dead weight. I like them, but what are they going to do, ever?



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[quote name='neshcom' post='75194' date='Feb 5 2010, 05:35 PM']Aika: PERFECTION IN A BOTTLE IN A BOX IN HER CHEST CAVITY aka #1 leading cause of adult diabetes worldwide[/quote]



I think I'm in love...



It's weird, but I don't really hate anyone in H!P right now, I mean unless someone royally messes up, I'm looking at you ManoEri .
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Let's bash some bitches.



DISCLAIMER: I don't actually hate anyone in H!P.



Morning Musume

Takahashi: This bitch is old as shit. And she's dumb as a post. And she sounds like a damn foghorn when she sings live.

Niigaki: Oh wait, if Takahashi sounds like a damn foghorn, then Gaki sounds like a beluga whale. And damn, that haircut makes her face look FAT.

Kamei: Where did the funny go? And why is this bitch suddenly a lead out of nowhere?

Michishige: USA-CHAN FUCK YOU! Conceited bitch thinks she's cute. Can't dance, can't sing, why is she even an idol?

Tanaka: OHOHOH yeah she got the world handed to her on a goddamn silver platter when she first joined and now she's a selfish bitch that takes up most of every damn song.

Mitsui: When did she forget how to sing? And man it's creepy as shit when she talks, she sounds like she's 50 years old.

JunJun: Who is this again? Oh right, the lesser half of the Chinese bitches.

LinLin: Fucking diva thinks she's special because she got that solo in Aozora that wasn't even that good.



Berryz Koubou

Shimizu: Get your eyebrows waxed and learn how to sing.

Tsugunaga: Is your voice deep? Is it high? Can you fucking pick?

Tokunaga: Who?

Sudou: Who?

Natsuyaki: This bitch is some kind of ho. Why didn't she get canned after screwing that dude?

Kumai: Tall ass bitch looks stupid as shit next to everyone else.

Sugaya: Who the fuck told her it was okay for her to sing?



C-ute

Yajima: Looks like a fucking man ever since that haircut. Can't sing for shit either.

Nakajima: Perfect. Absolutely the perfect Idol. Good voice, great dancing, wonderful personality. There isn't anything truthful and negative that anyone can say about her. Keep up the good work!

Suzuki: Bitch fall the fuck back you ain't special. Quit hogging the whole damn song.

Okai: UGHHH FUGLY BITCH got these nasty Jack Nicholson eyebrows and sounds like she smoked too many damn Marlboros when she sings.

Hagiwara: Sounds like a cheese grater and her head is fucking HUGE.



S/mileage

Wada: Racist bitch, I'll see you in hell.

Maeda: The fuck is that nasty ass spot on your neck? And why don't you ever change facial expressions?

Fukuda: Get your teeth fixed.

Ogawa: Fucking big ass head.



Other

Mano: Ughhh why isn't there anything remotely interesting about you?

Eggs: Y'all realize that you're the girls that were too ugly to make it into real H!P, right?



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[quote name='cromartiedropout' post='75393' date='Feb 8 2010, 12:31 PM']Long post[/quote]



Wow. I never thought I'd see the day when someone actually emulated Trike. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... >/rofl.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D/' />
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[quote name='cromartiedropout' post='75393' date='Feb 8 2010, 06:31 PM']Nakajima: Has a hideous jaw that destroys her whole appearance like an ion cannon attack.[/quote]



Absolutely agreed. Oh just look at that trollface she's got going on !
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