It's H!P Time

In which we chat about Hello! Project. And TNX. And Nice Girl Project. Yup.

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Quick, somebody else come up with a witty comeback.
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Grabbing their ass isn't a massage Al....
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What if I knead it a little?
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^ = fondling, not massage ;)
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The first Maasa/Risako in Akihabara episode got subbed.
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[quote name='Al Kusanagi' timestamp='1310691524' post='103645']

This week:



Chinami and Yurina keep it real in Kyoto. They throw fans at shit, get dressed up and eat more food. Yurina is a pretty Heian princess. Chinami has to be the most fun HP girl to hang out with, just because she's totally nuts.



Dawa gets her sketch on for Hello Channel 5. She uses her shocking knowledge of art to drop some facts about Rembrandt. She needs a much gentler touch when she sketches, though.



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Damnit, I kept forgetting to watch and now the youtube links are down.



Is there any stable site to watch them all? I'm so tired of youku.
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I usually get them off the H!O tracker, especially since the youtube links only last a day or two.
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New H!P Time episode is out.



Part 1



Part 2



Part 3





I'm not sure if Nakky, Mai, and Airi were sucking that much at bowling on purpose or not, but after a really boring teaching segment, they all become master bowlers. Winner gets ice cream and the losers get to clean up, as it should be.



That takes up most of the episode, but we get to see some behind the scenes Berryz filming their new MV. Two giants disturb Momoko's sleep. There's also a very short preview of the MV at the end.
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The bowling segment was pretty boring. Enjoyed the Berryz segment, that segment where the Captain disrobes is quite sexy.
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This week:



My sexy Nakky takes Maimai and Airi bowling. Nakky makes them put on short skirts, and that's pretty cool. The members continue to prove why they're my current favorite HP group by trolling and tormenting each other excessively. Then they all learn about balls and how to properly stick your fingers into holes, before having a showdown. Sadly, I've bowled higher scores by myself than all three of their scores combined, but their gutter ball "celebrations" are adorable.



Berryz walks around in their underwear.But then they give Risako the camera and you can't see any of the other members around her giant Canadian ass. Thankfully Chinami takes if from her and starts being a dick, which is always fun. Captain then takes over and has Yurina and Maasa beat up Momoko. Yurina cut her hair and I don't like it, but even standing on a chair, Momoko is still shorter than her. Next, Captain show us her naughty side.



Next week:



The continued adventures of Captain and her doggy! S/mileage does cute stuff in tiny yukata for Tanabata.
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[quote name='Al Kusanagi' timestamp='1311896324' post='104778']

This week:



My sexy Nakky takes Maimai and Airi bowling. Nakky makes them put on short skirts, and that's pretty cool. The members continue to prove why they're my current favorite HP group by trolling and tormenting each other excessively. Then they all learn about balls and how to properly stick your fingers into holes, before having a showdown. Sadly, I've bowled higher scores by myself than all three of their scores combined, but their gutter ball "celebrations" are adorable.



Berryz walks around in their underwear.But then they give Risako the camera and you can't see any of the other members around her giant Canadian ass. Thankfully Chinami takes if from her and starts being a dick, which is always fun. Captain then takes over and has Yurina and Maasa beat up Momoko. Yurina cut her hair and I don't like it, but even standing on a chair, Momoko is still shorter than her. Next, Captain show us her naughty side.



Next week:



The continued adventures of Captain and her doggy! S/mileage does cute stuff in tiny yukata for Tanabata.

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wait wait... he meant that right?



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This week:



Coverage of the huge mistake that is the S/mileage audition. They show the finalists and if Tsunku chooses more than two I will never forgive him and it'd be better if it was just one and he should just leave S/mileage the fuck alone and make a new group instead of dicking over those original members that worked their asses off to get where they are so fuck you Tsunku! Also why the hell did they focus on Da-yawn like she's something special? They better keep her the hell out of the group if they don't want to absolutely destroy it.



Airi goofs around at her photo book promotion event. She draws a picture of Su-san eating corn. She also acts like Airi, which is always fun.



Captain and her doggy, Kurumi! She's one of Maimi's dogs' puppies and is a hyper little thing. I want tummy rubs from Captain... Special appearance by her mom and their awesome Saki shrine. She then shows off her famous garden.



Mano visits Korea to promote one of her movies. She practices Korean and looks cute.



Kanyon films the S/mileage Tanabata event. Yuka is cute when she's sleepy. Dawa has shrimp. They wear super short yukata.



Next week:



The audition travesty continues at training camp. Tears are shed.
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[quote name='Al Kusanagi' timestamp='1312494047' post='105455']

Coverage of the huge mistake that is the S/mileage audition. They show the finalists and if Tsunku chooses more than two I will never forgive him and it'd be better if it was just one and he should just leave S/mileage the fuck alone and make a new group instead of dicking over those original members that worked their asses off to get where they are so fuck you Tsunku! Also why the hell did they focus on Da-yawn like she's something special? They better keep her the hell out of the group if they don't want to absolutely destroy it.



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Both a pair of grumpy old men!



Although I agree, 2 new members AT THE VERY MOST and even then I don't like the idea of a 6 member S/mileage,



but I can live with five members.



Although I do disagree that the audition was a mistake, it seemed to me that S/mileage were about to run out of steam and they needed something to get going again, this audition appears to be working as they seem to be getting more and more popular.
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[quote name='rob' timestamp='1312520821' post='105473']

Both a pair of grumpy old men!

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H!P Time Part 1



H!P Time Part 2





Captain puts clothes and hair clips on her dog, which I think is absolutely hilarious.
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I really want to see an idol with a decently sized dog Image I like all dogs, but I'll always prefer my giant ass Akita and Mastiffs to most itty bitty lap dogs.
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[quote name='Farrah' timestamp='1312662496' post='105606']

I really want to see an idol with a decently sized dog Image I like all dogs, but I'll always prefer my giant ass Akita and Mastiffs to most itty bitty lap dogs.

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I can imagine a lot of Japanese that DO have animals more specifically dogs prefer the small ones because they themselves live in a very small space and having a giant dog to compete with space would be a pain I think?





Oh and that H!P Time is out of order, 2 should be 1 and 1 should be 2. :D
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Thanks, I switched the parts around.
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[quote name='PKyu' timestamp='1312663456' post='105608']

[quote name='Farrah' timestamp='1312662496' post='105606']

I really want to see an idol with a decently sized dog Image I like all dogs, but I'll always prefer my giant ass Akita and Mastiffs to most itty bitty lap dogs.

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I can imagine a lot of Japanese that DO have animals more specifically dogs prefer the small ones because they themselves live in a very small space and having a giant dog to compete with space would be a pain I think?





Oh and that H!P Time is out of order, 2 should be 1 and 1 should be 2. :D

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This is definitely true in the city. I've seen a lot of people in more rural areas with various larger Japanese breeds, but in bigger cities there's really no easy way to deal with a large dog.
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If you are talking Tokyo or Osaka then yeh small dogs are literally a must as apartment owners won't allow big dogs.



But if you come to somewhere like where I live, then the more likely you are to see what I call normal dogs, but Japanese people call big.



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Big dogs in Japanese cities is cruel. There was one owner near my first place in Kyoto that kept a German Shepherd on a chain so short that the poor thing couldn't even lay down. Even in better situations the dogs are stuck in a one by two meter area all day.



At my second place in Kyoto, I had a neighbor with a Great Dane, but at least they converted their two car garage into it's house.
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Our dogs have the run of an entire house, we work on the second floor.



They have the back half of the 2nd floor and all of the third floor to themselves, they turned my wife's brother's old room into their den.



Oh and they have access to go outside if they want to!



I once saw a dog on a small chain and reported it, next time I went by the dog was on a long leash with a new kennel, toys and other new stuff.
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This weeks ep dl: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=01WUH213



S/mileage Auditions.
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This week:



Let's Ruin the Best Group in HP Special! Dreams are crushed. Tears are shed. Karin and Akari are all "Nigga, please!" as they dominate the competition in dance practice. Poor little Spazzy-chan does her own thing and gets chewed out. Voice training fails due to lack of sassy gay vocal coach from all the epic training camps. Karin and Akari are all "LOL nubz!11!" during voice training. Could Da-Yawn give less of a fuck? She makes Mizuki look hyper. Kanae is totally average at everything so I'll probably never see her in an Alo-Hello PB. Meimi, Da-Yawn and Kanae get totally owned by the vocal coach on the last day. Tsunku shows up and it looks like it becomes the audition that was broadcast online. The Real Eggs are flawless as most of the rest forget lyrics and dance moves.



Next week:



Rage at Tsunku during the new member special.
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This weeks episode.



H!P Time Part 1



H!P Time Part 2



Can I just say I do not like the bug outfits during the short previews of Koko ni Iruzee at the beginning?





Anyway, S/mileage new member special! Two of them only cry out of one eye. Wada's clone will need to work on being energetic. Also, goddamn, Kana's speaking voice is such a shock. It's ridiculously low. I didn't notice before, but Meimi's got some fangs. Saki pins down Wada like the boss she is. And then Maeda joins in and it's adorable.



There's some previews of the performances. Morning Musume perform Kono Chikyuu no really long title and some SUPER SPARKLY outfits. Mano sounds really good in My Days For You and I'm pleasantly surprised. C-ute's MV dresses don't deserve to be seen off-set.



And then. Makoto time. Interviews with several different members. I thought it was cute when Eripon showed up out of nowhere and started singing with Mano and Momoko.





Next week they're going to show the PV making for Morning Musume. I was really hoping the blue screen rumor was a lie, but it's not. And we're going to watch 9th gen (minus Riho) and Risa learn to dance Hawaiian style by the looks of it.
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This week:



Behind the scenes at Ai's final HP group concert. Ai and Gaki molest S/mileage. MM performs their new song. Eripon gets more and more confident. Mano wears clothes and is unexciting. C-ute is cute. Several request songs are performed. Dude Makoto takes the camera backstage. Nakky, Chisa and Maimai talk about party songs. C-ute rocks Dance de Bakoon, aka. The Best Song Ever. Mano and Momoko form an unholy alliance of cuteness, then Eripon creeps in and takes it to the next level. Berryz doesn't wear clothes and is unexciting. The Real S/Mileage talks about party songs. HP breaks out RR21. It ends with an adorable moment with Ai and Yuka.



Some stuff about girls joining S/mileage. They sing in the studio. Tsunku tells them they were chosen the day beforehand by video message. They all cry like little girls except for Akari who is straight gangsta and is all "You damn right I passed." The original members are hopped up on sugar before the show and don't know what to think. Dawa and Yuka make a Saki sandwich while Kanyon likes to watch. S/mileage sings Uchoten Love, then Tsunku breaks out his version. S/mileage looks particularly miserable before the announcement, especially Saki. Saki isn't given any scissors since she'd just shank someone.



Next week:



MM get blingy and film a PV.



Gaki films them in Hawaii!
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More Eripon! <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... nceman.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':danceman:' /> <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... nceman.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':danceman:' />



Can't wait for the next episode!
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Here it is subbed. They're actually all subbed back to ep. 7 on that site.
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I really like Kosuga (although she needs a nickname and stat) for some reason. I don't know if I want her in S/mileage, but I'd like to see her in a different group if she doesn't make it in.



I thought their said reasoning for picking some of the girls was silly, but it's H!P so if looking intelligent or being from Osaka is what is important, then so be it.
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