Hello!Spam :: 15 years of Chou Happy Spam!

[Mugi]

[quote name='yuzuriha' timestamp='1356638129' post='140312']

Haha yeah I'm a girl but I also didn't really write that one. I think I need to think of a good one to submit for shots and giggles though...

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Okay. I almost believed it was you for a sec.

[al kusanagi]

Masaki being adorable and hyper and awesome. With subtitles!

[AEUGNewtype]

[quote name='Al Kusanagi' timestamp='1356546451' post='140259']

You know what they need... A nice sexy helping of Tsunku man-ass!

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[al kusanagi]

Yeah... You know what I like, you sexy man-slut...

[yuzuriha]

[quote name='The☆AEUGNewtype' timestamp='1356646108' post='140318']

[quote name='Al Kusanagi' timestamp='1356546451' post='140259']

You know what they need... A nice sexy helping of Tsunku man-ass!

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This is perfect...submit, submit!

[yuzuriha]

Btw I totally submitted a dirty H!P confession. I'd say it would be easy to figure out which one it is but most of them are absolutely ridiculous so I guess not.

[MiniLovely]

I found the clean one at http://helloprojectconfessions.tumblr.com , but it looks like the owner lost interest in it and it's no longer active, so I'm going to post it here:





I know the type treatment is awful, but how could I not?



In other news, Morning Musume would make horrible governesses.

[Anderei]

10ki Alo Hello Cover

[star]

Does anyone else think that Haruna looks like she has elf ears?

[Miss Moonlight]

I'm on my phone so i could be wrong but Masaki looks like she has a freaking six pack in that pic!

[al kusanagi]

Masaki and Erina are all muscle.

[Ap2000]

[quote name='Miss Moonlight' timestamp='1356920332' post='140524']

I'm on my phone so i could be wrong but Masaki looks like she has a freaking six pack in that pic!

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That's what dudes get when they work out ! <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... stling.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':whistling:' />

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[quote name='Miss Moonlight' timestamp='1356920332' post='140524']

I'm on my phone so i could be wrong but Masaki looks like she has a freaking six pack in that pic!

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I never noticed that before, but she does.

[tsukinobyouin]

I see more like 4, but either way it's always awesome to see girls reppin healthy, muscular bodies. Especially in the 10th gen next to Haruna the waif.

[aine]

[quote name='Farrah' timestamp='1356493279' post='140219']

http://dirtymmconfessions.tumblr.com/

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[quote name='Anderei' timestamp='1356493852' post='140221']

http://dirtyhelloprojectconfessions.tumblr.com/

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They're neither funny, nor creative, nor disgusting. I'm surprised you people got so worked up about them, you should have been on the internet long enough to know better now. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... hahaha.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':hahaha:' /> They're most likely written by teenage wankers drooling with glee that they get to use naughty words in public, so best thing is to give it a shrug and move along without giving them any of the attention that they want. tl;dr, don't feed the trolls.



[quote name='Al Kusanagi' timestamp='1356546451' post='140259']

You know what they need... A nice sexy helping of Tsunku man-ass!

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tsunkuflowers.gif <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... sakura.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':sakura:' />

[star]

I got over the idea of the confessions tumblrs pretty quickly. It bothered me at first, but then I though "Well, they are kinda amusing, considering that its mostly just trolls spamming about their favorite members." So I proceded to read through them. (<-I'm such a bad child.)

[Ap2000]

[quote name='yuzuriha' timestamp='1356732251' post='140388']

Btw I totally submitted a dirty H!P confession. I'd say it would be easy to figure out which one it is but most of them are absolutely ridiculous so I guess not.

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Risako.



These "confessions", are kinda like low-level Anti K-pop Fangirl stuff.

[al kusanagi]

Maa-chan might have abs, but Eripon is freakin' She-Hulk. Pretty sure she still keeps up with her gymnast training.

[al kusanagi]

I'm kicking off the New Year by watching Hello Project DVD Magazine 33, and it may be my favorite one out of all those types of videos. It's two hours of Tsunku interviewing groups of the girls about various topics, and it's as insightful as it is hilarious.



Turns out, everyone is afraid of Berryz, Meimi and Kana are the loudest HP members, and C-ute is so in awe of Maimi that her mere presence makes them behave. Tsunku also gives them a lecture about people from Osaka, and while Kana might be telling members their butts are big, she really means "I love you." Also, Sayu stakes her claim that she's gonna become one of HP's producers when she's done with being an idol, which is pretty much brilliant. From Tsunku's comments, it's apparent that Masaki and Kana are probably his favorite members/pet projects in HP.

[freezingkiss]

[quote name='Afternoon Mimolette' timestamp='1356746979' post='140398']

In other news, Morning Musume would make horrible governesses.

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Haruna are you 18 or 8, seriously. That's so naive! They don't seem to have understood the question either, 'laws' don't mean 'feelings' :/

[Shoujo Q]

[quote name='Al Kusanagi' timestamp='1357020514' post='140659']

I'm kicking off the New Year by watching Hello Project DVD Magazine 33, and it may be my favorite one out of all those types of videos. It's two hours of Tsunku interviewing groups of the girls about various topics, and it's as insightful as it is hilarious.



Turns out, everyone is afraid of Berryz, Meimi and Kana are the loudest HP members, and C-ute is so in awe of Maimi that her mere presence makes them behave. Tsunku also gives them a lecture about people from Osaka, and while Kana might be telling members their butts are big, she really means "I love you." Also, Sayu stakes her claim that she's gonna become one of HP's producers when she's done with being an idol, which is pretty much brilliant. From Tsunku's comments, it's apparent that Masaki and Kana are probably his favorite members/pet projects in HP.

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I hope Tsunku gives Sayumi some control in the future, over the group, before she's kicked out. That really is my dream single. A whole single revolving around something Sayumi created, with Tsunku's help of course.

[emily]

[quote name='Al Kusanagi' timestamp='1357020514' post='140659']

Sayu stakes her claim that she's gonna become one of HP's producers when she's done with being an idol, which is pretty much brilliant.

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Good for her!

[AEUGNewtype]

[quote name='Al Kusanagi' timestamp='1357020514' post='140659']

Also, Sayu stakes her claim that she's gonna become one of HP's producers when she's done with being an idol, which is pretty much brilliant.

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Anything that makes it so we don't have to look at her anymore or gets her to stop trying to sing is MORE that alright with me <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... nceman.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':danceman:' />

[Enmiz]

If Sayu as an HP producer results in anything even close to how awesome Sayuminlandoll turned out to be, I'm all for it!

[Anderei]

Preview photo of Sayu's next photobook:







Jplop's narz says the title is "Miille-feuille" but he didn't give a source.

[MiniLovely]

[quote name='Anderei' timestamp='1357099399' post='140745']

Preview photo of Sayu's next photobook:



Jplop's narz says the title is "Miille-feuille" but he didn't give a source.

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<img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... >/yawn.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':yawn:' />



I know all of these are photomanip'd, but the airbrushing and editing it's just too obvious, here. Gross.



It might be resizing and it might be added contrast, but her arms don't look natural!

[yuzuriha]

Her hair looks pretty though...wanna touch it..

[al kusanagi]

Regarding the girls' financial situation, Reina said she gave her younger brother an undisclosed amount between ten and ninety thousand US dollars as a New Years present!!! So I guess she's doing pretty well.



Also, I want her to be my sister now.

[YuuakuRisa]

[quote name='enmi' timestamp='1357093623' post='140739']

If Sayu as an HP producer results in anything even close to how awesome Sayuminlandoll turned out to be, I'm all for it!

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Sayu is creative in her own way, she sucks at singing but has great vision. If she were allowed to run things just imagine how awesome every H!P calendar, single, concert outfits and single jacket would be!

[tsukinobyouin]

[quote name='Afternoon Mimolette' timestamp='1357120617' post='140751']

[quote name='Anderei' timestamp='1357099399' post='140745']

Preview photo of Sayu's next photobook:



Jplop's narz says the title is "Miille-feuille" but he didn't give a source.

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<img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... >/yawn.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':yawn:' />



I know all of these are photomanip'd, but the airbrushing and editing it's just too obvious, here. Gross.



It might be resizing and it might be added contrast, but her arms don't look natural!

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The picture was tweeted by the UTB staff, so I'm not sure it's necessarily an actual shot out of the photobook. It might just be her during the shoot, in which case they always do way more filtering and editing on cell phone shots. I imagine the actual photobook will be slightly less manip'd.



And narz is correct. The UTB staff included the title with the picture. In Japanese it's 美ルフィーユ, using the kanji for beauty for the "Mi" in "Mille-feuille."