LINK with THREE PICTURES OF KUNG FU MONKEY AWESOMENESS!
THIS Chinese monkey trainer was floored when a group of his apprentices turned on him in a vicious revenge attack.
Entertainer Lo Wung, 42, taught the group of monkeys some basic taekwondo moves to entertain shopping centre crowds.
But when Wung took a tumble one of his pack turned and decked him with a kung-fu kick to the head.
The turncoat gang then swarmed all over their master — with one even grabbing his stick and cracking him over the head with it.
Hu Luang, 32, who snapped the pictures in Nshi, in eastern China's Hubei province, said: "I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose.
"They were leaping and jumping all over the place - it was better than a Bruce Lee film."
Wung only managed to get the monkeys under control by tangling them up in the rope that had been used to stop them running off.
Mr Luang said: "He was really furious, he made the monkeys kneel on the ground with their hands tied behind their backs to punish them and make them show remorse for their nasty attack."
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Look at that beautiful kick! Look at the vengeance in his eyes! Look at those gritted teeth of determination! I wish there was video! Come on CHINA, GET WITH THE CELL VIDEOS ALREADY! It would've been SO BEAUTIFUL in motion. I'm so happy there's idiots out there who can make my day when poop hits the fan. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... iggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... iggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... iggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Who the hell would want monkeys as a pet? I would trust my baby with a freaking LION before a monkey. Hell, a BEAR would be better than a monkey. The only animal that's worse is the freaking HIPPOPOTAMUS. Shoot, hippopotamuses are the scariest animal alive. If you think otherwise then I fear for you should you ever come near a hippo.
AH CRAP I MISSPELLED TAEKWONDO. WELL FUCK IT'S LATE HERE AND I SHOULD BE GOING TO BED INSTEAD OF READING ABOUT BRUCE LEE BEING REINCARNATED AS A SIMIAN.
