H!P has some unique value

[anpanman]

I feel that UFA has some kind of secret skill to create and keep idols.

Generally Avex idols have more talent than H!P. They are better singers and dancers. But they don't have idol value as much as H!P.

Look at the members of DREAM. They are fugly.

I don't understand why Avex always fail to audition cute faces.



AKB is very aggressive to international markets.

But they lack something either.

Shinoda and Itoda probably could get by even in H!P but other members won't get through the audition for H!P.

[Special Needs Tricycle]

And why did you make this thread?

[Pflaume]

I think that's pretty clear.



He feels that UFA has some kind of secret skill to create and keep idols.

Generally Avex idols have more talent than H!P. They are better singers and dancers. But they don't have idol value as much as H!P.

Look at the members of DREAM. They are fugly.

He doesn't understand why Avex always fail to audition cute faces.



AKB is very aggressive to international markets.

But they lack something either.

Shinoda and Itoda probably could get by even in H!P but other members won't get through the audition for H!P.



<img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... lesson.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lmfao:' /> He's giving you a poetry lesson, also.



The loveliest idols on earth

Have all had an UFA birth



.............So I guess it would seem <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... unsure.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />

.............Avex only can DREAM <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... omgwtf.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':omgwtf:' />



Of filling Anpan with such mirth!



Seriously, though, every company looks for different "types" of girls. While MM may be what you prefer, and what you personally find to be the most perfect idol type, for someone else another group may be that.

[eri]

As long as this doesn't turn into an H!P vs AKB thing, maybe the thread can stay as a happy reminder of why H!P "has some unique value"?

[Melon]

This thread was worth it for Pflaume's poem alone.

[eri]

This should become an H!P poetry thread in honor of Pflaume.



Here is a limmerick or two:



There was a big group called H!P

As talented as idols can be

(which, upon 2nd thought

isn't really that hot)

But, I'm not a hater hee hee





If virginal idols will be

A business model for H!P

Then a bunion or hip

Is a pregnancy slip

Unless they can pimp like Tsuji

[al kusanagi]

Say what you want about the others, but I will shank you and leave you choking on your own blood for disrespecting Dream, retard.

[Gerald]

[quote name='eri' post='84318' date='Sep 1 2010, 05:54 PM']This should become an H!P poetry thread in honor of Pflaume.



Here is a limmerick or two:



There was a big group called H!P

As talented as idols can be

(which, upon 2nd thought

isn't really that hot)

But, I'm not a hater hee hee





If virginal idols will be

A business model for H!P

Then a bunion or hip

Is a pregnancy slip

Unless they can pimp like Tsuji[/quote]

Ever thought of a career in the greetings card industry <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />.



But let's have more of those, they made me do a big smile <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... umbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D/' />.

[Pflaume]

[quote name='Al Kusanagi' post='84319' date='Sep 1 2010, 01:22 PM'][/quote]





[quote name='eri' post='84318' date='Sep 1 2010, 12:54 PM']This should become an H!P poetry thread in honor of Pflaume.



Here is a limmerick or two:



There was a big group called H!P

As talented as idols can be

(which, upon 2nd thought

isn't really that hot)

But, I'm not a hater hee hee





If virginal idols will be

A business model for H!P

Then a bunion or hip

Is a pregnancy slip

Unless they can pimp like Tsuji[/quote]







MY H!P

[al kusanagi]

Excellent work, but there's a big difference between a shiv and a shank. I mean, one's for stabbing and the other's for cutting. Very situational and quite embarrassing if you've brought the wrong one for the job.

[Pflaume]

It was the only google image result I liked. You could potentially stab AND cut with this, so I'd call it a wash. Just put your back into it!



The prison yard ladies all know

No matter the tool, it's the show

...........................Use a shiv or a shank

...........................It's all cash in the bank!

The latest bitch still hits the flo'

[Gerald]

[quote name='Al Kusanagi' post='84327' date='Sep 1 2010, 08:06 PM']Excellent work, but there's a big difference between a shiv and a shank. I mean, one's for stabbing and the other's for cutting. Very situational and quite embarrassing if you've brought the wrong one for the job.[/quote]

I'm starting to get a little worried about you Al, do you have some hidden anger-management issues you would like to share with us?

[al kusanagi]

I had an extremely interesting youth...

[Pflaume]

Were you born a poor black child, Al?

[eri]

I LOVE that emo 14 year old girl poetry.



Here is my high literary adaptation in honor of Tsuji. Cookies for the ones who can name the adaptation.



so much depends

upon



a giant red

hairbow



perched on permed

hair



beside the white

eyeliner.

[neshcom]

Isn't 'shiv' a noun and 'shank' a verb?

[Pflaume]

Both "shiv" and "shank" may be used as a noun and a verb.



Urbandictionary claims the only difference between a shank and a shiv is that a shiv is made out of any non-metal substance available in jail (i.e. a toothbrush) whereas a shank is made of metal.

[al kusanagi]

[quote name='Pflaume' post='84343' date='Sep 1 2010, 06:58 PM']Were you born a poor black child, Al?[/quote]



Screw them! At least they get the gubment cheese and welfare checks! What has the white man ever done for me?!?

[Shoujo Q]

Everytime I see the word shank in here I think you're saying Skank. D:



Anyway, here are my offerings. I'm not very poetic, so here are some haiku! <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... iggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



an aging idol

her image is eternal

nakazawa wins



morning musume

is part of hello project

this is my haiku



<img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... #>/wub.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D/' />

[showraniy]

[quote name='eri' post='84345' date='Sep 1 2010, 07:01 PM']I LOVE that emo 14 year old girl poetry.



Here is my high literary adaptation in honor of Tsuji. Cookies for the ones who can name the adaptation.



so much depends

upon



a giant red

hairbow



perched on permed

hair



beside the white

eyeliner.[/quote]



That one red wheelbarrow poem by that one poet guy. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... iggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



I've always heard that shank is the verb you do with the noun shiv. My life is now a lie. <img src='http://mm-bbs.org/public/style_emoticon ... #>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D/' />

[Arichii]

[quote name='Al Kusanagi' post='84327' date='Sep 1 2010, 12:06 PM']Excellent work, but there's a big difference between a shiv and a shank. I mean, one's for stabbing and the other's for cutting. Very situational and quite embarrassing if you've brought the wrong one for the job.[/quote]



I'm probably just slow, but I have never heard of a shiv or shank before... Anyways here is my awesome 5 word poem:



I.

Love.

Hello!

Project.

Yay.

[Geof]

There once was a hooker named Alice

Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.

They found her vagina

In North Carolina

And her sphincter landed in Dallas.





Off-topic, Hello! Project has some unique value.

[EmEl]

[quote name='anpanman' post='84305' date='Sep 1 2010, 05:44 AM']idol value ... aggressive to international markets.[/quote] etc.

I'm interested in this. Can I buy and trade idols, or would this fall under some sort of international slavery convention? I just want to play them like a stock market.

[Gerald]

[quote name='Geof' post='84369' date='Sep 2 2010, 04:41 AM']There once was a hooker named Alice

Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.

They found her vagina

In North Carolina

And her sphincter landed in Dallas.[/quote]

Oh well if we are lowering the tone of the board:



There was a young man of Devizes,

Whose balls were differing sizes,

One ball was no ball at all

But the other won several prizes.



(In case anybody is wondering Devizes is a town in the UK.)

[Ap2000]

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I wanna fuck Sayumi with a rake.

[Geof]

[quote name='The Turtle Moves' post='84396' date='Sep 2 2010, 04:46 AM']Oh well if we are lowering the tone of the board:



There was a young man of Devizes,

Whose balls were differing sizes,

One ball was no ball at all

But the other won several prizes.



(In case anybody is wondering Devizes is a town in the UK.)[/quote]

See, the problem is your 3rd line doesn't have enough syllables to flow properly. If there's any tone-lowering going on here, it's your lack of proper limerick structure. Fairy.

[JPope]

[quote name='The Turtle Moves' post='84396' date='Sep 2 2010, 07:46 AM'][quote name='Geof' post='84369' date='Sep 2 2010, 04:41 AM']There once was a hooker named Alice

Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.

They found her vagina

In North Carolina

And her sphincter landed in Dallas.[/quote]

Oh well if we are lowering the tone of the board:



There was a young man of Devizes,

Whose balls were differing sizes,

One ball was no ball at all

But the other won several prizes.



(In case anybody is wondering Devizes is a town in the UK.)

[/quote]

A mathematician named Hall

Has a hexahedronical ball

The cub of its weight

times his pecker, plus eight

Is his phone number, give him a call!

[Gerald]

[quote name='Geof' post='84399' date='Sep 2 2010, 12:53 PM']See, the problem is your 3rd line doesn't have enough syllables to flow properly. If there's any tone-lowering going on here, it's your lack of proper limerick structure. Fairy.[/quote]

Look, I didn't write the bloody thing, I just quoted it. Gaymosexual.



Take THIS and THIS.



I rest my case.

[eri]

IF Avex "lacks value" for idols

And AKB are nothing but sex dolls

And too "fugly" are DREAM?

Well, I'd say it seems

Anpanman hasn't taken his midol

[Pflaume]

[quote name='Geof' post='84369' date='Sep 1 2010, 11:41 PM']obscenity[/quote]

[quote name='The Turtle Moves' post='84396' date='Sep 2 2010, 07:46 AM']filth[/quote]

[quote name='Ap2000' post='84398' date='Sep 2 2010, 07:53 AM']blasphemy[/quote]

[quote name='JPope' post='84402' date='Sep 2 2010, 10:33 AM']smut[/quote]